this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
here read it
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.